I take thee, Sluggo ...

OK, we all know men don't ask for directions, but how long do ya have to hold a grudge? Violence erupted at 36,000 feet when a newly-wed husband, having squabbled over bungled driving directions for hours on end with his bride, decided to end the argument ...

by punching her in the face on their Air Tran flight?!?!?!

I do NOT!

I'm awaiting the inevtiable cry from the bride of, " But Mama, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv 'im!"

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Defending the Caveman

Well, shut mah mouth ... and open theirs! Could cavemen really speak? Scientist think so after scouring through ancient DNA.

This explains my ex-husband's ability to say "football" and "Cheetos."



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Having a potty mouth will cost you...

A Scranton woman's wallet is $300 lighter today after being fined for cussing-out her overflowing toilet. Not to mention a possible 90-day jail sentence for her potty mouth.

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If at first you don't succeed in marriage, try and try again (x9)

Eight wives ... 67 children.

Dear sweet lord. All I can think about is the alimony.

Abu Arrar, a Israeli Bedouin, is contemplating the addition of wife #9 to his fold. Now, he hasn't actually divorced any of the other 8, but he has officially renounced 7 of them.

Which ... uh ... makes it OK?

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Dashboard Confessional, Chocolate Jesus

Catholics across the world were pissed in April of this year when artist Casimo Cavallaro unveiled his anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ.

Coincidentally named "Sweet Jesus," the piece will be back on display on the 27th of October in a Chelsea art gallery following the hubub earlier in the year.

I wanna break me off summa dat!

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Both hand where I can see 'em, buddy!

A Spokane, Washington man is under arrest this morning for allegedly taking a van from a local Chrysler dealership for a test(icles) drive.

One word: ew.

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Yes, it's true. You can make Shine-ola from Shit.

Florida ... not just for snowbirds anymore. It's possible that they will be the first state to have manure converted into electricity. I wonder if the conversion plant will be able to use jack shit as well.


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A leg (hair) up on the competition

Man, let me tell you. Nothing is sexier than long leg hair on a man! This guy is taking it to record-breaking extremes. Cuddle me? Don't miss this one ... there's a video.

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Alex, I'll take the Nobel Prize for 100-to-one

Bookies are sweating bullets since Al Gore just picked up the Nobel Prize. All he has to do now is win the Presidency for a tidy little payoff for some gamblers.

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Y'all gots the cooties ...

It is advise by Congress that, prior to attending any NASCAR race, people receive the proper innoculations.


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Wanna get laid? Pray for snow.

Denver is reporting a baby boom about nine months following the blizzards that hit the city.

Score!

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You're pulling my leg! NO! It's MY leg!

A South Carolina man may just have to accept a joint custody ruling on his leg. There's someone in North Carolina who ants it, too.

One word: ew.

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There's no hugging

An Illinois middle school has put the kibosh on hugging. It's apparently making students late for class.

Instead, they've instituted a "heavy-petting" policy which, as we all know, can be completed in record time.

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Godzirra! Oh, wait...sorry. Just a Loch Ness.

Pappa's got a brand new bag in China. Check out the Loch Ness monsters in Tianchi Lake!

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Well, Santa Claus he ain't!

Oktoberfest celebrant gets himself in a 12-hour jam: a neighbor's chimney.

How do you say "oof" in German?

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Two-face, green-bellied....

Which way did he go?

A Pennsylvania pet store had paid an undisclosed sum for a rare conjoined-twin turtle.

Wonder if he paid double...

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"All I'm saying is, you could learn or thing or two from my other wife..."

Snip and tuck was a Malaysian woman's response to her husband's praise of his other wife's sexual prowess.

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This be crazy. Register to vote!

"Childrens do learn," says President G.W. Bush.

(insert expletive -here-)

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It was JUST a nibble...

Here ... hold my child. With your mouth. (WTF?!?)

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Case of foot-in-mouth averted...

A Maiden, NC man got more than he paid for at a recent restaurant equipment auction: an amputated human foot!

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