I take thee, Sluggo ...

OK, we all know men don't ask for directions, but how long do ya have to hold a grudge? Violence erupted at 36,000 feet when a newly-wed husband, having squabbled over bungled driving directions for hours on end with his bride, decided to end the argument ...

by punching her in the face on their Air Tran flight?!?!?!

I do NOT!

I'm awaiting the inevtiable cry from the bride of, " But Mama, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv 'im!"

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Take My Daughter, Please...(Just kidding. Well, kind of.)

Ever wonder just what to do with that pesky 14 year-old daughter of yours that's a little bit "uppity" yet a bona-fide Martha Stewart? Well, if you're like the pragmatic parents who have been visiting MarryOurDaughter.com, you're putting them up for auction.

I now realize that my personal "going rate" has been entirely too low. Dammit!


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