Never underestimate the need for good communication skills...

When negotiating ransom for a cell phone, it's important to stand your ground...just as a Lancaster, PA ne'er-do-well did when he demanded $185,000 from his purse-snatching victim for her phone's safe return.

He settled for $200 -- and an arrest.

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I take thee, Sluggo ...

OK, we all know men don't ask for directions, but how long do ya have to hold a grudge? Violence erupted at 36,000 feet when a newly-wed husband, having squabbled over bungled driving directions for hours on end with his bride, decided to end the argument ...

by punching her in the face on their Air Tran flight?!?!?!

I do NOT!

I'm awaiting the inevtiable cry from the bride of, " But Mama, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv 'im!"

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Defending the Caveman

Well, shut mah mouth ... and open theirs! Could cavemen really speak? Scientist think so after scouring through ancient DNA.

This explains my ex-husband's ability to say "football" and "Cheetos."



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Having a potty mouth will cost you...

A Scranton woman's wallet is $300 lighter today after being fined for cussing-out her overflowing toilet. Not to mention a possible 90-day jail sentence for her potty mouth.

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If at first you don't succeed in marriage, try and try again (x9)

Eight wives ... 67 children.

Dear sweet lord. All I can think about is the alimony.

Abu Arrar, a Israeli Bedouin, is contemplating the addition of wife #9 to his fold. Now, he hasn't actually divorced any of the other 8, but he has officially renounced 7 of them.

Which ... uh ... makes it OK?

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Dashboard Confessional, Chocolate Jesus

Catholics across the world were pissed in April of this year when artist Casimo Cavallaro unveiled his anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ.

Coincidentally named "Sweet Jesus," the piece will be back on display on the 27th of October in a Chelsea art gallery following the hubub earlier in the year.

I wanna break me off summa dat!

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Both hand where I can see 'em, buddy!

A Spokane, Washington man is under arrest this morning for allegedly taking a van from a local Chrysler dealership for a test(icles) drive.

One word: ew.

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